odiedragon:

angryvorcha:

WE PUT THE “LAUGHTER” IN SLAUGHTER!

(Not recommended for any occasion whatsoever. They do not actually put the “laughter” in slaughter. Only more slaughter.)

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

If you noticed, Robert didn’t correct him (x).

god-of-gold:

SURPRISE!

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, LAUFEY!

graysonly:

#AYOOOOOOO

batreaux:

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

juliemoriarty:

#i shouldnt be laughing this hard #omg #lol #i cant

yukidama:

makanidotdot:

Edi and Joker might have been pretty awkward, but Cerberus could have sent Dr. Evan Core to Mars

sry fassbender happened to my dash

I hope he has hella moose knuckle in his skintight latex catsuit too.

hobovampire:

commanderderp:

moofrog:

BOOP

he told you not to boop his face tony

he told you

^^^damn,

uncreativeart:

ruchu:

irishsoldier:

thesoldiermolester:

lazysmirk:

Happy National Masturbation Month!

Resource of the Day:

• It’s Just Sex: a comprehensive tumblr with links to documentaries, Q & A about a variety of sexual behaviors and staying safe

*CHOKES*

…

Angers the Pope.

ackleyte:

meteorcat:

Ah, the things you see in Bioware forums. XD

0,0

rhiannon42:

magesmagesmages:

Vivian: AWWWW ASH DID YOU DRINK TOO MUCH?

DIDJA?

DIDJA DIDJA?

YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NEVER DRINK THE GREEN STUFF, RIGHT?

RIGHT ASH?

I literally— literally—fell on the floor laughing when I saw my brother play through this scene. Troll!Shepard is a glorious thing.

hyuuman:

this is my personal headcanon